The Better Marriage Blanket

The Better Marriage Blanket saved them (youtango.com)
Wow! What a surprisingly solid weekend. Started off with a fairly hectic day on Friday and a trip to Philly; a golf tournament championship defense and a night of debauchery; a solid substitute for the tradition like no other in order to keep the spirit alive; and ended with a good dinner with family.
I think I’m still recovering from the night of debauchery, but I made it through. Fairly steady consumption for over twelve hours never ends well, unless you throw in a golf championship. I blame this for the distance between posts, but it’s most likely due to a influx of work.
As most of you might, I will be getting married in Aruba soon. I know, being only twenty-five, I’m pretty young to be getting married. In my defense, I offer this: who wants to be 50 years old with a 12 year old? I think my point has been proven solely with that statement. Plus, I need another income to support my desire to check out Europe before procreating.
At any rate, I have found something that surely will save my marriage in the future – and could save your (or mine) relationship right now! It is called the “Better Marriage Blanket,” a nice, soft comforter to assist you and your loved one with dealing with any “problems” that might occur involuntarily while sleeping. I think the video says enough:
All I have to say to that is: how come the woman’s always the victim?